Dear US Citizens:

In light of the recent events in DC, Canada will begin performing CAT scans on all Americans wishing to enter the country. The authorities are worried that the new mental illness known as, "the world is changing too quickly and the White man is losing dominance so I must act out violently" illness will be brought into Canada. Anyone showing signs of the illness will be refused entry or upon appeal, the ill person will be treated accordingly. Treatment shall include, but not limited to: 10000 hours of CBC tv programming; returning to grade school to learn world history; and 30000 of deprogramming of believing the WORLD revolves around you. Questions can be sent to Canada Govt, Dept of Immigration and Debug Yankees. BlackBerry from Tokyo