Angry white man seeks calling to higher office. Can't wait for the debates!
Question from moderator: Mr. Limbaugh, what would you do to correct the problems of the country?
Rush: First, let me say thank you to the NRA for giving me this opportunity. I want to thank them for killing off all the other challengers. Now, to answer your question. Kill all non-whites. Kill all liberals. Kill all democrats. Kill all lesbians. Kill all gays. Kill everyone who does not kneel before the NRA and God. That is how I would fix the US. Oh yeah, tax all others until they say 'Uncle Rush', please let us keep some money to feed our children.
(Angry white men in audience stand up and yell loudly and begin chanting, "Rush for Prez. Kill all non-believers. Rush for Prez. Kill all non-believers.")
Let us pray that the quiet few in the GOP never let this nightmare happen. Who in the GOP has the strength to stand up to Rush and his misguided followers? When will the GOP take back their party?
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