My US Presidential Campaign Platform (I kid you not)

Here is my political platform:

As US President, I hereby promise to cause to be introduced the following legislation:
1) Each state shall have the right to call a referendum on whether they wish to (a) join the GOP Republic, (b) become a Democratic Free State, or (c) remain neutral.
2) The USA shall be dissolved and each new country (see above) shall have the right to govern their lands and people as they deem fair.
3) Each new country shall have the right to accept the laws of the other countries or not.
4) Each country will have the right to create its own currency. The US dollar shall expire as legal tender at midnight plus one minute on the day when the USA is dissolved.
5) Each country shall choose decide which US treaties it wishes to honour and which ones it wishes to flush down the toilet.
6) Each country shall have the right to DRILL, BABY, DRILL until they either strike oil or pop up on the other side of the world.
7) Each country shall have the right to permit 'sexism', 'racism', 'fanaticism', 'communism' or whatever other 'ism' they wish to enact.
8) Each country shall have the right to treat any non-countryman/woman as a 'spy' and execute them if found within their own territorial borders.
9) Each country shall have the right to 'nuke' their neighbour for any reason.
10) Each country shall have the right to tell the other to 'bugger off' at anytime of the day.

So, there you have it. My political platform on how to save the US of A. Gotta love them Americans for making the world a much better place.

Let's hope the voters come to their senses and elect Obama-Biden. For if the country goes McCain-Palin, we may as well let the country break apart.