The GOP Doctrine: Invade, Invade and More of the Same

Coming soon to the United Nations Security Council.

***US Government Announces New "21st Century GOP Doctrine***

(News) The Kristol White House plans to announce a new major political doctrine at the United Nations on January 21 at 09h00. At the UN, US President Bill Kristol, standing alongside VP Limbaugh, plans to inform the UN Security Council that the 'GOP Doctrine' shall [allow] the US to march into any nation and take over its government and natural resources for the good of mankind. No longer will the US stand on the sidelines and permit 'corrupt governments and unelected officials' from diverting global natural resources for use by the West, especially the USA. An unnamed source at the White House added that 'the president will put boots on the ground anywhere in the world that he deems necessary'. Asked how President Kristol plans on doing just that, the same unnamed source added that on January 20th, one day earlier, the president by Presidential Executive Order No. 11111000000000111199999, "Military Draft of All Non-GOP Bodies" will come effective at midnight. All non-GOP card carrying voters over the age of 14 and under the age of 95 must report to their nearest military recruiting office for active military service. With so many people in the US voting for the former President Barack Obama, President Kristol wanted to get his pound of flesh against former GOP-turncoats and draft them into the military. The GOP Think Tank run by Fox News believes the military will draft some 295 million citizens who voted for Democrats, Libertarians, etc in the most recent election. President Kristol will also state that 'the new Crusades shall begin'.

Blogger's Note: Let's hope God never lets this happen. I don't understand how other Christians can put their vote into the GOP column this November. It boggles my mind how many can tolerate the injustices of the current administration in their disregard for human dignity and human life. By throwing the political force into the ring with so many extreme right wing of the GOP, the future impact of Christians will become marginalized. Please let's bring some sanity back to the US politics. Please vote for the Democratic Party in the November 2008 elections. Or so help us, Prime Minister Stephen Harper will erect a 100ft wall between our two countries.