Dam it! Dam it all to 'double hockey sticks'!

I checked my email box and did not see the email I have been waiting for. (Actually, I wake up every morning hoping, no - praying, to get that Email to end all emails. What email? An email from someone telling me they are going to give me (with no strings attached) a million dollars. And why would someone just give me a million dollars? Well, for starters - I make one great martini. Actually, I hope I get the million bucks because I am a super-duper nice guy. And to boot - I am a Canuck.

I know you are out there and you are trying to find me to give me some money. Well, my email address is <[email protected]. Thanks and God bless you!