Well, there goes another one. PM Stephen Harper must be quite happy that the FM resigned. Now, who is going to take his place? Well, .... ahmmm ... Hey Stephen! Pick me! Pick me! I will gladly fly back to Canada and take up the challenge. Foreign Affairs? No problems. Here is where I stand on the following issues:
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#1. Canada's Role in the World: Easy. We have the best country in the world. Let's put up a huge 20M wall between us and our cousins to the south. Lest, they try to sneak into the country and steal our water, oil, gold, diamonds, and hockey players.
#2. WMD: Easy. None to be found in Iraq. Perhaps, Saddam lent them to one of his friendly neighbours who forgot to give them back to him.
#3. Annexation of the USA: Easy. I don't think we should go to all the trouble of annexing the US and making it one of our territories. No many headaches.
#4: French language: Make everyone who wishes to visit Canada can speak French (at least at a very basic level).
#5: Artic Passageway: Defend with all our might.
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