USA Has War Plans Against Canada

I read in the newspaper this week that prior to WWII, the US government had drawn up war plans against Canada. I guess the US government was worried that if the UK declared war against them, Canada would be used as a 'staging area' for all British operations. Thus, the need for the Yanks to invade Canada.

I sure hope the Yanks do not cross the border with the aim of taking over our country. I'm sure those greedy politicians in DC have their $-sign eyes on our abundance of natural resources. Just think, if the Yanks and those pesky politicians had their greedy hands on our water, oil, diamonds, coal and uranium, they would be happy. And wait - there's more. The Yanks would love to turn all us Canucks into slaves. That's right - slaves. But, before the US even thinks about attacking us they had better be ready for some serious fighting.

We may not have guns in our homes. We may not have bazookas stored in our closets. And we may not have machine guns in our nightstand, but we do have weapons. Lots of them. Truckloads of them. The weapon of choice for Canucks is the "hockey stick". Go ahead Yankee - Make my day. Whack! A highstick across that thick skull. Whack. A slash across the shins. Come across that border and every Canuck will take to the streets with their hockey sticks.

Remember Yankees - a hockey stick is waiting for you at anytime of the day. By the way, just one more thing: HOCKEY IS OUR SPORT!! Not yours. Why the f*ck did they change the names of all the NHL Divisions? Whatever happened to the names of the Conferences? What the f*ck is up with that shit of East, West, shit???