401 Keg Plan

Yet another great funny from my buddy the engineer.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49; With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000; With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. 

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

[Note: What is really funny about the joke is that I was an investor in both Nortel and WorldCom. Hell, I am still waiting for the A--holes from the former-WorldCom to settle the civil lawsuits and fork over some cash to me. Shit, I'll use the 50 cents I get back from the crooks and buy me some bubble gum! After chewing a couple of sticks, I toss it into their hair. F'ing jerks.]