Yippee!!! I just got the best piece of mail this year! A large envelope with my very own 'Certificate of Stock' from Capitalist Pig Asset Management, LLC - 100 shares. Now, I truly am a 'capitalist'!!! Thanks Jonathan! You're the man.
The certificate is designed by Jay Ryan and is limited to a run of 4000 prints. Again, thanks Jonathan - I can't wait to get my certificate framed. It'll sit on my wall along with my degrees and photos of 'Gordon Gekko' (Michael Douglas from the movie, "Wall Street") I purchased via eBay. I wear my black 'Capitalist Pig' t-shirt with great pride and laugh in any socialist's face. Gafaa. Gafaa.
The certificate has a quote from Ayn Rand:
"Capitalism demands the best of every man - his rationality - and rewards him accordingly. It leaves every man free to choose the work he likes, to specialize in it, to trade his product for the products of others, and to go as far on the road of achievement as his ability and ambition will carry him."
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